My friend, Bailey is SOOO funny. He is like the Joey Chestnut of dogs. You know, that guy that can eat like 50 hotdogs in 3 minutes. Well, I call my friend, "Bailey Chestnuts." We have so much fun on our walks together. We are always laughing at his mommy. The entire walk she is saying, “Bailey, drop it. Bailey, drop it. Bailey, drop it.” We’ll go a few more feet and then we’ll hear, “Bailey, drop it.”
“Hey, Bailey, drop it.”
“Bailey, I said, drop it.”
“Drop it. “
“Drop it, Bailey.”
“Bailey! What do you have? Drop it!”
“Bailey, DROP IT!”
The other day we got her to say, “Drop it” one hundred and three times before she gave up. I wonder if she thinks “drop it” means “put something else in your mouth?” Anyway, it's a great game. He’ll eat anything like candy bar wrappers, used Kleenex, bottle caps, and medium-sized rocks. A few months ago, I dared him to eat all of the socks he could find in his house. He did and got really sick. Humans had to cut the socks out of him with a knife. He had to stay in his house for 2 weeks afterwards and I think he has a zipper now so they can get the socks out of him easier, but my daddy says they were stitches and went away. I can still see where they were so I call him, “Franken-Bailey” now.
