Salem Tour Stop #1

Yeah, Hi. Welcome to the Salem tour, narrated by Cooper.

There is where I walk almost every day with my mom and dad. This is the Friendship Boat and the people that work here look like UPS guys in olive green and have cookies. At high tide you can chase rats that get flushed out of the rocks and marvel at a boat that has been sea-worthy for over 3,500 years. It was carved out of one piece of wood and has fought in both world wars. The witches that now live in Salem stowed away on this boat and made their way here when Gandolf freed the slaves in Etrushcia.

So you want to take a tour of historical Salem. I'll be your guide. I see/smell lots of cool stuff on my walks and I'm pretty sure some of the things I've pee'd on would be of interest to you.

My name is Cooper. I'm kind of a big deal and this is my tour.

"Hola, Mi nobre es Coopercito."

(That is all I can say in Spanish so if you're looking for a bilingual tour, you'll be pretty disappointed).